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English Grammar for Beginners:

• Unit 1: A, an, some any and the

• Unit 2: Some, any + body/one, + thing, + where

• Unit 3: Personal pronouns and possessives

• Unit 4: Reflexive pronouns, the reciprocal pronoun "each other" and object pronouns

• Unit 5: List of irregular verbs

Intermediate English Grammar:

• Unit 1: The verb "to be"

• Unit 2: The modal verbs "can" and "may"

• Unit 3: The verb "have"

• Unit 4: Have to, must, need not, cannot and should

• Unit 5: The simple present and the present continuous

• Unit 6: The simple past and the past continuous

• Unit 7: The present perfect simple, the simple past, the present perfect continuous, the past perfect simple and the past perfect continuous

• Unit 8: The "be going to" form, the present continuous and the future simple

• Unit 9: Irregular verbs

• Unit 10: Conditional sentences

English Grammar Step by Step:

• Contents

• Introduction

• Notes

• Unit 1: Negative and interrogative sentences

• Unit 2: Short answers

• Unit 3: Question tags

• Unit 4: Questions and exclamations

• Unit 5: So, neither, nor, either

• Unit 6: Be, used to, would, be/get/become used to, dare, have, get, become, grow, go, turn, fall and feel

• Unit 7: Verb tenses: forms

• Unit 8: Irregular verbs

• Unit 9: Verb tenses: uses

• Unit 10: Personal pronouns, possessives and reflexive pronouns

• Unit 11: The genitive case

• Unit 12: Singular and plural nouns

• Unit 13: Gender

• Unit 14: A, an, some, any, no, not, none, each, every and the; compounds of some, any, no and every

• Unit 15: Neither, not...either, none, not...any, both and all

• Unit 16: A few, few, a lot, lots, a little, little, many, much, no and plenty

• Unit 17: Enough, too, so and such

• Unit 18: Comparative and superlative sentences

• Unit 19: The adjective order

• Unit 20: Relative clauses

• Unit 21: Do and make

• Unit 22: Modal verbs

• Unit 23: Infinitives, gerunds and present participles

• Unit 24: Conditional sentences

• Unit 25: Passive sentences

• Unit 26: Reported speech

• Unit 27: Purpose

• Unit 28: Word order

• Unit 29: Inversion

• Unit 30: Connectors

• Unit 31: Prepositions

• Unit 32: Phrasal verbs

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Author: Mike | Published: 14-10-2008 | Times seen: 299588 | Category: English

A couple of jokes

Here are several old jokes in English:
- James, the invisible man wants to see you.
- Tell him I can't see him today.

-Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup!
- Sorry, sir, but it should be in the salad.

- Waiter, a fly in my soup!
- I am terribly sorry, madam, but we have no more flies left.

- A man enters a pet shop and says, 'I would like to buy a mosquito.'
- Sorry, sir, but we don't sell mosquitos!
- But I have just seen one in the shop window!

Someone phones the intelligence services, and says, 'Intelligence services, please?'
'Eh, eh!' responds someone.

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